Last night saw the arrival of the glamorous Staff nurse Titiana Freshbreeze (Glenn in drag) and 70's Porn star Alfie Moon (Monstarr)to Kate Woods pornstars/pimps/prostitutes housewarming party.

The evening was incredibly good fun, soft porn on the tv, gummi sweets in the shapes of boobs and willies and the obligatory blow up doll (named Kiara) floating about. Photos of this wild night can be seen in my "Melbourne" photo album.

Titiana and I then went to a local gay bar in costume and were the centre of attention. Titiana kept offering the punters free prostate exams but nobody seemed keen. We drank, danced and then stumbled home, hurrah for Saturday nights!