Greetings from Perth. My back is still considerably achy and I'm having lots of fun stretching to put the tattoo cream on.

If you all wanna see what my new tatt looks like all you have to do is check my 'monstarr tattoo' photo album. See the link to the right of the page.

I've also added more photos to the "Perth" album and "Monstarr at work". View them at your leisure.

Well, I've now had my final Saturday night in Perth and it was lots of fun. I put on my finest black & white punk-ska outift (you can thank Tom for this influence) and boogied on down with Damian. Thankfully the RnB DJ was back outisde in the courtyard and so I got to hear some kicking tunes.

The best bit was the DJ playing 'crazy in love', 'dirrty', 'rock yr body' and 'lady marmalade' in a row. I was exhausted! The DJ also played 'shoop' which made me think about Gavin, 'hot in herre' which made me think about Eric and 'baby got back' which made me think about charlies angels!

Although I tried I didn't get drunk and woke up this morning fine except for the intermittent pains coming from my back.

It was a good night and the drag show that was on was pretty cool aswell although I couldn't help but think: "How on earth do thet hide their man bits?" I guess the answer lies in tape and a lot of pain? I'm not gonna dwell on it.

Right, off to answer some e-mails.